Apparently, the only story about election night is that Labour have gained seats in Liverpool and St Helens.
Come on guys, get a grip. It's not as if you've just suffered the biggest electoral drubbing your party's experienced for 40 years now, is it? Or that you've lost the biggest directly elected post in British politics to a complete buffoon?
He he he he he.
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