I am sorry, but I wouldn't wipe my bum with the Daily Express.
But now that the paper's got the hang of this apology lark, how about saying sorry for boring us all silly with its endless (inaccurate) stories about the death of Princess Diana? Here's a hint: she wasn't wearing a seatbelt in a car being driven at 70mph by a drunk driver. End of story.
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