Wednesday, 19 March 2008

The Daily Express: an apology

I am sorry, but I wouldn't wipe my bum with the Daily Express.

But now that the paper's got the hang of this apology lark, how about saying sorry for boring us all silly with its endless (inaccurate) stories about the death of Princess Diana? Here's a hint: she wasn't wearing a seatbelt in a car being driven at 70mph by a drunk driver. End of story.


Stephen B said...

And yet the worrying thing is that around 730000 copies are sold everyday. That's almost twice as many people buying the Express each day as voted SNP in the 2005 general election.

Welcome back by the way.

Anonymous said...

Watch out, Bernard. In the morning the Express will be supporting Nick Clegg's campaign for residency rights for veteran Gurkhas. Wouldn't be quite appropriate to wipe your bum on that! Robin Young aka Anonymous

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